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things to say during sex:
- ne ne papa
- wine choudai
- let’s make an alliance
- easy peasy japaneasy
- china i choose you
- im the hero
- prussia isnt dead
- whats a cold
- suck ball
- oh crap my fish
- i think it tastes like sandwiches
- im thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink
- i once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape
- im canadia
- am i catholic…or protestant? god, i don’t know
- i may be small but ive got a big heart
I have the headcanon that when Hell’s Chef goes to sleep, either he has to take off his hat and the flame goes out and he kind of just flops onto his bed, or he flops onto his bed and the wind from that makes his flame go out, or simply when he falls asleep the flame goes out. Either way in the end it goes out when he sleeps. And then Gregory has to come by every morning to light his flame again to wake him up.
And like, nsfw-ish part.
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